I Will Not Write Unless I Am Swaddled in Furs
A fussy writer battles his large ego and high expectations to create a work of art.
We follow a writers’ meticulous morning routine as he prepares to conceive a great
work of art. His list of preparations grows longer and more specific, revealing his
love and obsession with writing, until finally, he sits down to write, feeling confident
and excited about the task at hand. Everything is in place. Or is it? He suddenly
thinks of another requirement that must be fulfilled. And another. He goes back to
his book to write but faced with the reality of a blank page, he’s starting to struggle.
In a last ditch effort to avoid writing, he throws his situation to fate, and fate lets
him off the hook, releasing him from his task. He gladly puts down his tools, only to
be greeted with a freak moment of inspiration, and he begins to write…